Burger-fetish-King (Stargate)

My first post here. I found a jewel of a lemon in the Inuyasha fandom and after cringing I thought I'd share some of its "highlights".


Its all bad, but I bolded the best lines....


Her tore his mouth from hers, causing her to cry out, trailing his lips down her neck to her breasts, his tongue licking at the tense red buds, his fangs nipping as gently as they could, memories of the sweet milk she'd given only to him, never to her children, flooding his brain as he suckled like her child, at one breast while his fingers rolled the other nipple that now pressed against his hands, it's redness not only from his manipulation. His claws had drawn blood, it's scent laden with her need, her desire, her wanting him to make her his as he had all those years ago.

"Sesssss, Sessho ." She was moaning deeply in her throat, a sound that almost equaled the growls in his chest as he held himself back, tasting the sweet body of his woman, his mate, the only woman who had been enough to satisfy him, to make him go the long nights of his patrols without taking anyone of the females who would approach him, most of them in heat, most of them willing to bear his pup. He switched breasts, leaving tiny bite marks on the one he abandoned, a ring of blood nor circling the nipple. And she was arching now, her hands seeking his throbbing manhood, hands that barely fit around it's shaft, but that sent fire through his body and almost caused him to come. No, he would wait, wait to be inside her, his penis at the mouth of her womb, to come, to mix his body with hers, to reclaim something he was in no danger of losing. She was shifting herself, her body totally under the control of her vagina, which ached, cried for him.

She had full, soft, beautiful breasts he thought to himself, and he wished he could get her pregnant again, just to taste her milk.
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I hate when my body is controlled by my vagina....and when it cries. I never knew breastmilk could be mentioned so many times in an "erotic" scene. *shudders* And this is a small mention of it, it goes on...

Burger-fetish-King
Ok, I'm not sure if this is breaking the rules or not (probably is) but this was a quote on the back of my Burger King fries container.

You have the right to dip these fries in ketchup or mustard or a vanilla shake if that turns you on.
Great, now I'm getting sex advice from my food containers!

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