Pirates, Yaaaargh.. (Stargate Atlantis)

Pirates, Yaaaargh..
Oh boy.
I wanted to find a good Pirates of the Caribbean story. Oh boy.
Summaries galore.

Oh, no. not another 'i got sucked into the story'... oh yes. meet claire, a pirate fanatic who is slightly insane, yet intriguingly down to earth. open your mind, and feel free to laugh. i do.
Bleep bleep, warning, warning..

Jack lost Anamaria year's ago, it was painful and tragic for him, afterwords he sent his darughter to Will, to keep her safe, but now she's grown up.
Oh god.. *headdesk*

All the POTC Characters gather for a Christmas Dinner
Er.. what?

I despair.

0_o
Angel drove his GTX convertible down into the covered parking lot and walked towards the elevator. Angel suddenly felt a sharp pain in the back of his neck and his vision went black, he tried desperately to stay conscious but the darkness wrapped itself around his mind and he slipped into unconsciousness, as someone pulled at his legs.

* * *

Angel lifted his drug filled head to look the man in the face as he was circled.

Bwuh?

Fic: Sympathy for Eve, 13/? (NC-17)
Title: Sympathy for Eve, 13/?
Author: SGAtlantisLight
Characters: McKay, Beckett, Sheppard, Kusanagi, Zelenka, Kavanagh, Simpson
Relationships: McKay/Beckett, Sheppard/Kusanagi
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: mpreg, smut
Spoilers: None
Summary: Part 13 of the Sympathy for Eve series. When Rodney gets turned into a woman for a month, he decides to experiment, but little did he know it could have unforeseen consequences. Set somewhere in a nebulous third season after any cliffhanger-y stuff has been resolved.
Disclaimer: The characters, the setting, etc. are NOT mine, even if I wish they were.

Adults only

*SPORFLE*
Hi. I'm new. I was brought her by way of nochi_san and I have a Rurouni Kenshin fic that I could not hold to myself. It's supposed to be Yumi/Sano, which I myself supported for a brief while, but...just look.



Can be seen @ http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2073745/1/

(Chapter 1 only. God-forbid if I read more. x_x)

Everyday she regretted having lived through the surgery that woman doctor gave her, she wished she died right there and then.

If I'm not mistaken...they didn't have the kind of technology to save someone who got stabbed through the HEART. Kthxbai.

Yumi then lifted her head from the water and took in a deep breath letting her hair swing back.

One word: COMMA. Two words: THIS SENTENCE SUCKS.

She couldn t bring herself to commit suicide today.

...Um, okay, WHAT? Today? Is she like, "Oh, I think I'll commit suicide tomorrow"?

Not yesterday, not tomorrow, not ever so it seemed. Something still made her hang on to this world, she didn t know what.

Obviously, it's because she doesn't want to DIE.

Tears started to glisten down her face and her face trembled as she pictured Shishio waiting on his fiery throne waiting for her to come.

That gives me such retarded mental image, like Shishio sitting on a throne that's on fire, then hopping up and down every few seconds because IT'S ON FIRE. This description does NOT work and the "tears start to glisten down her face" thing makes it sound like the tears don't glisten when they're in her eyes or anywhere else. They do when they read this fic, though. =.=

He shoulders started to shake and she brought her hands to her face sobbing. Shishio was gone and he wasn t coming back. Yumi moved her hand to her chest where she still carried the scar he gave her, the only memory she had of him.

SHISHIOOOOOOO!

MY FAVORITE PART! xDD What is this, X-Men?! "JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN!!!!!" Also, dear, I think you dropped your "r" on the first word of the sentence. And you dropped a comma. But obviously this fic is allergic to commas. And proper grammar. And a decent plot. They have medicine for this condition. It's called Proof Reading. It comes in easy-to-swallow tablets. *headdesk*

At first, I was overjoyed to see someone else shipped Sano/Yumi. Now...I weep.

~Minamino Kyoko



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